My Supermodel Baby, Tuesday 10.35pm, BBC One
The Daily Mail 's forever foaming at the mouth about feral 15-year-old girls churning out babies to claim benefits, but if My Supermodel Baby is anything to go by, all those pregnant teens are missing an altogether more lucrative trick. Talented toddlers can take around £60 an hour if they land a top modelling job with one of those Mother and Baby mags you see clogging up the shelves at the supermarket. While their career span may be seriously short, there’s more than enough time to pay mum back for those piles and piles of Pampers. This engaging BBC documentary follows three sets of doting parents as they attempt to land lucrative modelling contracts for their tots – and it has to be said, they’re all completely and utterly bonkers. Wide-eyed North London mum Esther is particularly good value as she darts across the capital’s casting cots with her cute son Hadley Jack, while her rivals Jamie and Kelly reel off a list of celebrities their boy Frankie looks like (Marlon Brando, E...